CONFESSIONS OF THE BRO CODE


Hold up now.  I’ve got to respond to the post  “A Man Without A Hand”  that Confessions of A Stray At Home Mom wrote….         The bro code is totally on point. And it’s true a Bro never tells.. C’mon Crystal you’ve known me longer than most people and you’re one of my best friends and even you don’t have a clue how many I’ve been with. Why?  Well it’s simple, I’m a Bro..    Problem is not all guys aren’t real “Bros“. Let me see if I can clarify it for ya
You’ve probably heard the word “Bro” used liberally. Perhaps you’ve even seen it recklessly confused with “dude” or “guy” in an adventure themed beer commercial. Maybe even you yourself have unwittingly tossed out a “Bro” when asking a stranger for the time. But an important distinction does exist: just because a guy is a dude, doesn’t mean that dude is a Bro.
What is a Bro?
A Bro is a person who would give you the shirt off his back when he doesn’t want to wear it anymore. A Bro is a person who will bend over backwards to help you bend someone else over backwards. In short, a Bro is a lifelong companion you can trust and will always be there for you, unless he’s got something else going onWho is your Bro?
Your mailman is a Bro, your father was once a Bro, and the boy who mows your lawn represents the Bro of tomorrow, but that doesn’t make him your Bro. When someone has faithfully upheld one or more of the codes in The Bro Code, then you may consider him you Bro. Warning: Exercise caution when bringing home a hot chick-your brother may or may not be you Bro.Can only dudes be Bros?
You don’t need to be a guy to be somebody’s Bro, provided you uphold the moral values contained within this sacred canon. When a woman sets a guy up with her busty friend, she’s acting as a Bro. And if she sets him up with other hot friends after he slept with the first one and never called her again, then she’s officially his Bro.
The bond between two men is stronger than the bond between a man and a woman because, on average, men are stronger than women. That’s just science.
Article 1 can trace its genesis all the way back to Genesis. No, not the Peter Gabriel/Phil Collins pop triad, but the biblical book. The discovery of the Dead Sea Scrollshas unearthed a once-lost passage that documents the earliest infringement of The Bro Code.Book Of Barnabas 1:1 And everything of need was provided in that Garden; fruit, water and companionship. But one day, Adam came upon a naked chick, Eve, and desired her olive leaf. And so Adam wenteth behind and apple tree to know Eve, totally ditching his Bro, Phil, who had Knicks tickets Courtside. Long story short, humankind became self-aware, paradise was lost, and well, we all know what happened to the Knicks.
And one last note. Those guys that inflate their number, or for that matter, tell you a number at all, their Bro’s status is in question.  You Crystal however, are by definition, a Bro..
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